Friday, December 6, 2013

Adelaide to Alice Springs


Greetings from Perth! After a few of the best and most exhausting weeks of my life I’ve fled to the west coast to hide from reality and recharge my batteries, literally and figuratively. Here’s my first attempt at catching up on everything that’s happened since I left Adelaide. Settle in, this is a reeeally long post! Fair warning.

I had booked a 6 day tour from Adelaide to Alice Springs. The bus picked me up from Shakespeare’s along with two others I hadn’t met yet and we spent the first part of the day picking up the rest of our group. I don’t remember much of that, the odds are pretty good that I slept through it. When I came to there were somehow 22 people on the bus including our guide, and we did brief introductions and wrote our names and where we were from on the windows over our seats.
We drove for a while, I’m not sure but most of us probably fell asleep again, then stopped at Port Germain for lunch. We walked down the longest wooden pier in the world (or something close to it), it really was crazy long, looking for stingrays and sharks in the water. We did see a couple of stingrays, and even a pod of dolphins cruising by! We agreed that was a good omen for the trip, and I’m pleased to report that we couldn’t have been more right about that!

See the dolphins? Look close!
 
I guess the pier used to be longer... 
 
Reeeeeeally far from the shore!

After a stop for coffee at Blundstone’s Blacksmith shop, the last decent coffee we would see all week, we headed to Alligator Gorge for a short hike. We all started getting to know each other in earnest while enjoying the scenery and some really cool rock formations. We even saw wild emus on the way out of the park, which was really cool. They look like prehistoric creatures, just out wandering the landscape.
Blundstone's

The crew at Alligator Gorge

Really cool rock formations
 
We didn't see any alligators...
 
But there were wild emus!

After more driving (there was a LOT of driving on this trip) we stopped for our first wood-collecting expedition, which turned out to be really fun. In the outback you just drive until you see some dead trees, then start pulling the branches off and knocking down trunks until you’ve got enough wood for a massive fire. It’s really fun, kind of brings out your inner barbarian. Someone even found a witchetty grub in one of the branches, which is a traditional aboriginal snack. Our guide, Sam, gave us an unspeakably disgusting description of what they tasted like, and shockingly nobody was game to try it. I don’t have a picture, but look them up; they’re huge and really unappetizing.
Wood collecting...

In the middle of nowhere!

We camped that night in a really nice campground which had bathrooms and a kitchen and everything, which was a bit of a relief because I thought we would be sleeping in the proper outback, dodging snakes and spiders to pee on trees and whatnot. It was the first night in a swag for most of us, which was great, a real Aussie way to camp. A swag is like a big canvas sleeping bag with a mattress pad on the bottom. You roll it out and put your sleeping bag inside, and it’s like your own tiny personal tent. It’s actually really comfortable, and so nice to be all warm and cozy in your swag looking up at about a trillion stars. Of course, that first night it was so cold and windy those of us lacking the good sense to sleep in the kitchen had a bit of a rough night. But the stars were gorgeous!
The view from our campsite
 
The next morning we were up for breakfast at 5:30, then back into the bus for an even longer day of driving. Did I mention there was a lot of driving? Australia is huge! We were on the way to Coober Pedy, an opal mining town that’s so hot most of the living quarters are built underground. Seriously. But more on that in a minute.
All the driving was pretty rough on everyone...
 
On the way we made a couple of stops at some cool places, one was Heart Lake, a massive salt flat which becomes a lake every once in a while when it happens to rain. It was really cool walking out of the red sand onto what looked like snow. It was huge, and seemed to go on forever, an illusion that was reinforced by a mirage at the end that made it look like the salt never ended, just ran off the edge of the world. There are a lot of weird mirages and optical illusions like that in the outback, it messes with your mind a little!
Funky outback tree

Everyone walking onto the snow, er, salt flat

It was a bit chilly out there!

Doesn't it look like the earth just ends over there?

Then it was back onto the bus for a short nap, until we finally arrived at Coober Pedy. So, like I said, most of the living quarters are dug straight underground into the rock, which is pretty ingenious. The early opal miners started doing this when they figured out it was too hot to actually survive on the surface, but their mines and tunnels stayed fairly comfortable year-round. The name is aboriginal, and means ‘white man’s burrow’, I can only imagine how strange it seemed to see all these sweaty miners popping up out of the ground like lizards.
Another short nap...

These were invented in Coober Pedy (not the truck, but the thing on the back)

Some helpful advice

Open mineshafts!

We checked into our bunkhouse, this was the only night we wouldn’t sleep in a swag all week, and we were staying underground just like locals! I’m not the only one who had an amazing night’s sleep – it’s so dark, quiet, and the perfect temperature down there, even with a snorer (*ahem* Michael!) or two in the group it was incredibly comfortable. The rock makes everything echo, so snoring is especially loud in a room with 30 or so bunks!
Our humble abode
 
Cozy!

The view from our front 'porch'

After we dropped off our stuff we went to an opal mine and museum for a video on the history of opal mining, an opal cutting demonstration, a tour of a typical Coober Pedy house and an opal mine. It turns out over 90% of the world’s opals come from Australia, and most of those come from Coober Pedy. I was totally suckered in by the incredible collection they had in the shop, and I wasn’t the only one!
Underground movie theater!

Opal cutting

Underground living room. Seems nice!

I could totally be an opal miner...

We went to dinner at a local pizza place, then went to a Josephine’s Gallery and Kangaroo Orphanage run by a husband and wife, where we played dijeridoos appallingly in their art gallery and met the sweetest kangaroos ever, including baby Jeremy who was only 6 months old! He was the cutest spindliest little thing I’ve ever seen, and not entirely steady on his feet yet. It was like watching Bambi learn to walk, absolutely adorable! The owners bottle feed him every four hours, which they said wasn’t too bad with just one, but sometimes they have 5 or 6 at a time, and they’re literally up all night with the little guys!
A couple residents of Coober Pedy

Really cool mural, if you ignore the billboard behind it

Another resident. I think he's been there for quite a while...

Coober Pedy sunset

The residents of the orphanage

Baby Jeremy!

Kinda skinny for a baby, I thought. He's happy and healthy though!

Everyone was in love

Every joey needs a pouch! 

After a soccer (sorry, football) game in the yard of our bunkhouse and an incredible night’s sleep we were up early again to catch the sunrise over the town. We all lost it when our reverent silence was shattered by Sam blasting that song from the Lion King (you know the one, from the beginning) at full volume from the bus just as the sun came up.
Coober Pedy sunrise

It's a rare occurrence if I'm awake to witness sunrise, so I figured I needed proof.

We headed out towards The Breakaways, massive stone formations in the middle of the flattest and most barren landscape I’ve ever seen. This area is where a ton of movies have been filmed when they need an alien, especially Martian, set. It’s also the site of probably the least-known man made wonder of the world:  a fence. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t have a name, but this fence stretches for over 5,300 meters north to south, it’s longer than the Great Wall of China, and was built to keep dingoes away from sheep. For reals. It’s incredible what people can do when they put their minds to it, isn’t it?
Mars, right?!

The longest fence in the world! Epic, no?

The Breakaways
After The Breakaways we were in for the longest day of driving yet, 13 hours. I don’t know if I mentioned it yet, but Australia is huge. We did a lot of driving. We started in on some car games to break up the drive, and even though everyone had been friendly and getting to know each other pretty quickly so far, I think those games are what finally merged a group of 22 strangers into a family. We separated into 3 teams of 7 and played movie trivia, general trivia, and a game where we all came up with challenges that we could do on the bus while driving (safely and responsibly, of course) and did them as teams and as individuals, where your team would get the points for whatever you did. It was so fun and absolutely hilarious, we all laughed so hard our stomachs hurt. My lawyer has advised me that I can’t really go into detail on the specifics, but trust me, it was a blast!
By the time we stopped for lunch we were all feeling the competitive spirit full on; David even made a valiant attempt to eat all the leftover taco fillings (about a pound of meat and veggies) from lunch for an extra 25 points to his team.
A valiant effort! That was a lot of food!
Before camp that night we had another wood-collecting expedition, then stopped at the beginning of the West MacDonnell Ranges for some pictures.
Oh yeah, we were officially in the NT by then!

The West MacDonnell ranges
We rolled into our campsite to see two things that blew my mind. There were camels! I’d never seen a camel before, they’re huge! There was even a baby, which was about the size of a horse. Also, there was gas that was almost $10 a gallon! Holy crap! These places are so remote that people don’t have a choice, they have to fill up when they pass by so prices are hardly competitive, but $10 a gallon?! Wow.
Baby camel! Probably the biggest baby anything I've ever seen.

And crazy expensive gas! $2.36 a liter, and there are about 4 liters in a gallon...yikes!!!

We set up camp and while everyone set to making a fire, setting up camp, cooking dinner, Vivian and I ran off to take pictures of the camels and the breathtaking sunset. Don’t worry, we helped with the dishes!
I love this goofy face!

His buddy wasn't about to let him get all the attention.

Outback sunset

Outback sunset take 2. I couldn't get enough!
After dinner we all sat around the fire talking and roasting marshmallows, we took some cool pictures on Vivian’s camera using my glow poi and long exposure times to write our names and make some cool patterns with light, then were all wowed when Lieke pulled out her guitar and played a few songs for us. She had been fairly quiet up until then, except for a couple of the most perfectly timed rude outbursts we had all week, and all of us had a hard time reconciling said outbursts with such beautiful music. She has an incredible voice and plays so well, even writes her own songs! It was a really special thing to hear her play.
Perfect campsite!

Bonding around the campfire

After spending our first night under the stars in the proper outback (underground living is great, but my only complaint about Coober Pedy is that you can’t see the sky when you’re under 3 meters of rock!), red sand in my sleeping bag and all, we got up early again to hike King’s Canyon.
I had another freaky giant bug moment that morning. After rolling up a tarp with one of the guys, I was standing around talking with some of the group waiting to head out for the day, and I felt something tickle my leg. I wasn’t too bothered; the flies are out of control in the outback, so I just assumed that’s what it was, only looking down when shaking my foot around didn’t seem to scare the little buggers off.
Imagine my surprise when instead of a harmless little fly I saw an 8 INCH CENTIPEDE crawling up my leg! Unfortunately I didn’t get a picture because I was dancing around like a lunatic and inventing new swear words until the thing fell off and scurried away. I don’t know if they bite or are poisonous, but I was not at all interested in finding out. At least I was awake after that, you don’t need coffee at 6 in the morning when something like that goes down.
You have to get up early out there because if you’re out in the canyon after 11am the heat is extremely dangerous, people die all the time. In fact, the very first part of the hike is called Heart Attack Hill, aptly named because it’s almost completely vertical, and multiple people have died of heart attacks while climbing it.
Heart Attack Hill

The views make it worth the climb

Incredible rocks!
Luckily we all made it up, and the rest of the hike was absolutely incredible. We were hiking over ancient rock formations, there are fossils in the rock below your feet, and everywhere you look takes your breath away with the ancient beauty of the place.
More incredible rocks!

Herman with some of his long lost relatives. Those lines on the rock are actually fossilized worms!

King's Canyon itself
At one point you cross the canyon itself and about a third of us, distracted by a photo shoot at Australia’s answer to Pride Rock, managed to get ourselves a bit lost. Somehow we had gotten ahead of the group, but we were convinced we had fallen behind, so we started hiking at full speed to catch up.
At the bottom of the canyon

Looking up from the canyon floor

Totally worth getting lost for this pic! Herman plays a pretty good Simba.
After about a half hour of this we were told by another tour guide that our group had probably doubled back to check out a waterhole, and we should go back to find them. Luckily this wasn’t a super hot day, it was still early, and we found them without any drama going down. In other circumstances that could have actually been a pretty dangerous situation, but our guide refrained from smacking us around too much. I’m sure he wasn’t overjoyed with us though. Leave it to 7 or 8 adults to get lost on a hike where there is a single path. No options of where to go, but somehow we managed to screw it up!

At least the views were nice while we were wandering around all lost...
 
These are called beehives. Wonder why?

Paolo and Mark taking a break. Getting lost is hard work!
 
The rest of the hike was uneventful, and we headed back to the campsite for lunch. We were all pretty wiped, like I said, it wasn’t a record day for King’s Canyon but it was still hot out there. We all crashed immediately when we got back on the bus in route to Uluru!
Herman thoroughly enjoyed King's Canyon.

Almost there!

Pee break in the outback! Good times.
I had a really cool moment while we were driving there, too. I was just drifting off to sleep when a song I liked came on the radio. Crush, by the Dave Matthews Band (of course) in case anyone is interested... Anyway, it woke me up just in time to see a pack of wild camels heading off into the bush! Adults and babies and everything, it was really moving to see them just out in the wild doing their thing. I had never even seen a camel before the previous day, and then there’s a whole group of wild ones! I looked around to see if anyone else had noticed, but everyone else was asleep.
After that we made a couple of pit stops for photos at the main crossroads leading to Uluru and Kata Tjuta national park, and some other giant rock formation that I’ve forgotten the name of dubbed Fooluru, because it looks similar and everyone thinks it’s Uluru when they see it, even though you are still a few hours out at that point.
You can see why people get confused...

Another salt flat, which I also don't remember the name of. I wasn't paying attention at all that day!
When we finally got into the park and dropped our stuff off at the campsite it was late afternoon, so we headed straight to a lookout point to watch the sun go down at Uluru. It was such a beautiful and moving experience to finally be in a place I’d dreamed about going my whole life, made even better by the fact that I was sharing it with an amazing group of people who had all grown so close during the adventures of the last few days. We really were like a family by then, and we had a blast taking group pictures, photobombing the pictures of other tourists who had paid through the nose to have the exact same experience as us, only with a glass of champagne over a fancy linen tablecloth. How could we not mess with them a bit? I might be biased, but I’m sure our group had the better deal. Tired and sunburnt and dirty as we were, we had a blast drinking our beers and goon, playing Frisbee in the parking lot and just enjoying life and the novelty of being with friends in an altogether beautiful place while these folks sat around taking themselves incredibly seriously.
Uluru!!!

It's really not as big as the pictures make it look. Also I'm super strong.

Herman even decided to get in focus for the occasion!

See, I can be classy! Who says I can't?

Frisbee and beer in one of the coolest places in the world! No big deal.

The whole group admiring the view...

The colors were incredible as the sun went down

The stars are so bright they show up even before the sun is gone
Sam made us dinner while we were off messing around, and we ate it on the ground in the parking lot, sitting on our swags in a circle. Afterwards a few of us bought some traditional aboriginal art from some ladies that came through the parking lot selling it, then we headed back to the campsite for showers, more drinks, and a beautiful night sleeping in red sand with billions of stars shining overhead.
It was up even earlier the next morning, 4:30 wakeup and packing up camp to get to another lookout and watch the sun rise with Uluru on one side and Kata Tjuta on the other, absolutely beautiful despite the grogginess.
Uluru at sunrise

The crew with Kata Tjuta in the background
After breakfast and a short drive we were at Kata Tjuta, another strongly spiritual aboriginal site, for an early hike and some great geology lessons and storytelling by Sam. The hike was our most beautiful yet, through some incredible rock formations including a place called The Valley of the Winds by the aboriginal people. The wind got quite strong as we walked through, and you could truly feel an ancient power there, there’s no question why it’s a sacred site to the people who have lived there for tens of thousands of years, and this kicked of a really interesting discussion of religion and spirituality between a few of us as we walked.

Storytime!
 
Dwarfed by Kata Tjuta

Beautiful rock formations!

It looks prehistoric...

Herman came along, of course!

For any of you reading who may not know, my mom died of breast cancer almost 15 years ago, which obviously affected me deeply, in ways I’m still only just realizing. She taught in Australia for two years back in the 70’s, then traveled the world from there. If that sounds familiar it’s not an accident; this trip I’m on has an awful lot to do with her and her life and me dealing with her death. I’ve always associated Australia with my mom, and Uluru and the outback are so iconic of Australia to me that I was feeling her presence more and more strongly as we approached the center of the country. This day and the days leading up to it had been especially emotional, and this emotion combined with the spiritual intensity of these aboriginal sites and being with a group of people that I now felt so close to was starting to affect me deeply. It was jarring and a bit unsettling, but also very cathartic.
Right before I left on this trip my dad had set up a day to look through my mom’s old pictures and stuff from her travels with some of her friends and sisters, and one thing I found was a shirt she’d brought back from Alice Springs, a city in the dead center of the outback. I brought this shirt along with me on my trip, and I had it in my backpack for the hike. I was planning on taking a couple of pictures with it, kind of like how Paulo, our Portuguese representative would take pictures with the Portuguese flag at different points along the way. Like Herman, but much more meaningful.

Of course there were questions when I got it out and asked someone to take my picture, but all the events leading up to that moment, and the friendship and warmth I was feeling from my travel companions let me talk about mom, her travels and the parallels with my trip with an openness I had pretty much never experienced before. It was hard, but also very healing.
After our hike we were all pretty tired, and I was feeling rather emotionally drained as well, and a steak lunch back at the campsite was more than welcome. Unfortunately, the much anticipated pool was closed for maintenance, which was devastating news for us all. We still managed to enjoy our free time though...

That afternoon we went to the Aboriginal Cultural Center, a really cool thing that has been established at most of the national parks here, where you can learn the aboriginal history and culture associated with a site instead of just the European version of history. It was fascinating, and I was incredibly struck by the sense of welcome that the aboriginal custodians of the area convey to visitors, in spite of the sacredness of the site and the history of cultural destruction these people have suffered at the hands of Europeans. They are still very welcoming and happy to share their culture and traditions with anyone interested in learning about it.
I managed to lose track of time in there, and after the group had sent Mar to come drag me out, we drove up to Uluru for the first time, to walk a small section of the path that circles it, and listen to some aboriginal creation stories relating to the site from Sam. This was an incredible and moving experience made all the more powerful because we were sitting in the sand at the base of a Uluru itself, looking at the very features that were explained in the stories. It was easily one of my favorite parts of the whole trip, I really felt like I was getting a glimpse of the wonder and awe an aboriginal child would feel as they sat and listened to the same stories for the first time, sitting in the sand and dwarfed by this incredible rock, the way the people of this place have learned about their world for tens of thousands of years. Sorry science, but spirituality won me over this time, despite the geological uniqueness of the site. I could really see the pawprint of an evil monster dingo spirit and a python conducting a ceremony to turn herself into a human, not erosion caused over time by water and wind… Honestly, it wasn’t even a contest.

One of many cool features you don't see until you're right next to the rock
 

Aboriginal rock art, some of it is thousands of years old!

This is the wave cave! I'm pretty sure that wasn't it's original name though...

Monster dingo pawprint, right? It's about 10 feet tall.

More rock art

The black stripe is a waterfall from time to time
That night we went to a different lookout spot, blissfully free of other tourists, for another sunset dinner with Uluru dominating the horizon. On the way back to our camp Sam put on three songs that he claimed (claims NOT endorsed by your author) showcased the most amazing vocal talents of our time. While one or two of the artists themselves were hotly disputed, this eventually evolved into everyone playing three songs from their home country, which was really fun. We had music from Portugal, Denmark, Holland, South Korea, Taiwan, France, England, California (sorry, rest of the US), even a live performance from Shaun of a traditional Welsh song, and more original songs by Lieke! Some was political, funny, sad, or just downright awesome, but it was such a cool bonding experience to see everyone showcase something they were proud of and reminded them of home, and for everyone else to get a chance to appreciate it.
Beautiful spot for dinner, again!

Our trusty bus with the last of the daylight on our last night in the outback.
Nobody wanted to go to bed that night, since it was our last night all together, not to mention we had quite a bit of beer and goon left to drink! For the record, I’m off the stuff now. I’ve resolved that I’ll spend the extra money to drink something I enjoy and isn’t so overtly poisonous. Yay beer! At any rate, it was a bittersweet binge session with the group that night, and even though we were getting up before sunrise again the next morning, I don’t think anyone regretted staying up as late as we could manage. I was torn between blissed out and bummed as I watched the Milky Way pass by overhead, laying in the red sand with the fire burning low and new friends all around, one last night.
My warm fuzzy feelings evaporated at exactly 4:30 during our wakeup call, and we once again packed up and piled half-asleep onto the bus for the drive out to Uluru. That morning we would be walking all around the base of the rock, starting before sunrise. I thought this was an incredible idea, once I was officially awake, but I guess not everyone appreciated the almost three hour long hike pre-breakfast because a large chunk of the group took off at near-running pace. I fell to the back pretty quickly and walked the majority of the hike by myself.
Sunrise colors on Uluru

 
 
 
 

I was really looking forward to seeing the entire rock, and tried to open myself up to whatever feelings and memories would arise during the hike. I knew it was going to be emotional, and I felt like being there and walking around it was a sort of pilgrimage, and while not everything that arose was pleasant, it was an incredibly powerful experience. Afterwards I was left more physically and emotionally exhausted than I can remember being in a very long time, but I also felt good. I was refreshed, like a massive weight I’ve been carrying for years, for so long that I had mostly gotten used to it and accepted that it would never move, had actually lifted a bit.
Towards the end of the hike I really started to hustle, because although I didn’t think I had fallen too far behind the group, it had been a long time since I had seen anyone else and I didn’t want to make everyone wait for me again. I assumed people would be kind of irritated because they would have to wait to clean up from breakfast and get on the road because I was off doing my own thing. I couldn’t have been more wrong, and once again I was completely overwhelmed by the awesomeness of my travel buddies. When I finally reached the camper Eri handed me the breakfast she had set aside for me, Jelte handed me a cup of coffee, and Paulo grabbed a stool for me so I could sit down and eat. I was so moved by everyone’s kindness, and such a huge amount of emotion so early in the day I just about started crying, but managed to cram some yogurt in my face instead and pull myself together.
I assumed I would immediately fall asleep on the bus, I was completely drained, but aside from a quick nap I found myself once again staring out the windows at the scenery, unwilling and unable to sleep and miss any of the outback rolling by the windows. We played a few more games on the drive to Alice, and while I legally can’t go into detail about them we had a great, if increasingly competitive time. We also passed a Thorny Devil lizard sunning itself in the road and Sam pulled over to grab him and bring him on the bus for a minute so we could all get a good look, they are really cool animals!
doesn't he just look like a badass?!
Speaking of animals, we stopped just outside of Alice Springs to ride camels! Did I mention they were huge? Because it is super intimidating to climb on the back of one to go for a run! Yeah they run, apparently pretty fast too, because there’s actually a race that takes place called the Camel Cup. We just got a jog out of them, which was enough for most of us because it’s super bumpy up there. Great fun though! We were all in hysterics riding them and watching each other’s reactions.
Mark, Lieke and Jelte were the only ones brave enough to go first...

Paulo, Sam, Sanne and I were next, we got over our nervousness pretty fast!
 
Ewa, Vivian and Janko came next...
 
And last but certainly not least, Mar, JD, Jessica and Mickael
 
I love this girl's face, what a ham! She clearly loves having her picture taken. Camels are the best.
We stopped for one last group photo at the Alice Springs sign, which was as bittersweet as much of that day, but we managed to have a good time with it anyway. Again, I was really moved when Sandra went out of her way to make sure I got a good picture with mom’s shirt and the sign, knowing how important it was to me.
All the group pics are on Vivian's camera, so in lieu of one of those, here's one of her taking the group pic. It's like inception with cameras!

I was so happy to be able to bring this shirt back to Alice, after almost 40 years.
After checking in to all our respective hostels and hotels, we all (except for Michael, who had to hop on another bus for the 22 hour ride to Darwin that night, poor bastard) got showered and dressed up and met for dinner, drinks, and debauchery, tearing up Alice like we owned the place! Again, I’m contractually restricted from giving the details, but it was an epic time. There were plenty of laughs, and no small amount of teary goodbyes, but it was made a little easier by promises to meet up later in our travels, and the fact that a good amount of the group was staying in Alice for a couple of nights, and we planned on meeting up and nursing our collective hangover by the pool the next day.
So ends one of the most fun, happy, and emotional weeks of my life. I made friends and had experiences that I will remember for the rest of my life, all in a place I have dreamed of for as long as I can remember. I think that the emotional weight I’ve long placed on the outback and Uluru is responsible for so much of what transpired that week, but I know that it wouldn’t have been so overwhelmingly positive and healing if I hadn’t shared it with such an incredible group of people. Everyone was so open and friendly and accepting that I wasn’t afraid to be myself and experience whatever I was feeling without fear or self-consciousness, and that is something I will forever be grateful to every person in that group for.